FAQs
What is Macho Ninja Soap?
It’s a big, no-nonsense bar of soap built for men who actually do things. No lotions, no floral nonsense, no tiny bottles that make you question your choices. Just pure, rugged clean, delivered like clockwork every month (or every two, if you’re pacing yourself).
Sometimes, you’ll get a Macho Ninja original—crafted for peak manliness. Other times, we’ll send you a well-known, tried-and-true brand that meets our high standards of grit and greatness. Either way, you’re getting a beast of a bar—because real men don’t need to choose, they just need to get clean.
Why Do I Need This?
Because you have more important things to do than shop for soap. You handle business, we handle the clean. Your soap shows up before you even realize you’re running low—no last-minute drugstore runs, no stealing your girlfriend’s body wash (we know you’ve done it).
How Does Billing Work?
We keep it simple:
- Monthly or Every Other Month. You pick how often you want it, and we take care of the rest.
- We charge you right before we send out your soap, so there are no surprises—except how ridiculously fresh you’ll smell.
Can I Pick the Scent?
No. And that’s a good thing. You don’t have time to sniff-test soaps like you’re curating a candle collection. We pick the best, manliest scents, and you just get clean. Trust us.
What If I Need to Change or Cancel?
Easy. Log into your account and adjust, pause, or cancel anytime. No hoops, no nonsense. Just don’t come crying to us when you realize drugstore soap isn’t cutting it anymore.
What if I Still Have Soap Left and My Next Bar is Coming?
Look at you, being all conservative with your soap. That’s cute.
But don’t worry, champ—Macho Soap never goes to waste. Take that extra bar and throw it by the sink. Boom—instant hand soap upgrade. Now, instead of washing your hands with whatever sad little pump bottle is sitting there, you’ll be scrubbing up with a real bar of clean like a man.
Or, get creative:
- Keep one in your gym bag—because smelling like a locker room isn’t a personality trait.
- Toss one in your truck—never know when you’ll need to rinse off actual hard work.
- Gift it to a friend—if they’re still using body wash, they need your help.
No matter where it goes, Macho Soap belongs in your life. Now quit overthinking it and lather up.
"I’m a Woman—Can I Still Buy This Soap?"
Of course. Just be warned—this is not your average soap. It’s big, bold, and built for maximum clean, no matter who’s using it. If you can handle that, lather up and welcome to the club.
Or maybe you’re here because the man in your life has been washing with questionable things—like body wash labeled "Morning Dew". Fix that. Get him Macho Soap and upgrade his hygiene before it’s too late.
Either way, clean is for everyone—but this soap is for the strong. Handle with care.
Do You Ship Internationally?
Right now, we’re keeping it local. U.S. shipping only. If that changes, we’ll let you know (but don’t hold your breath).
What If I Have More Questions?
If it’s about soap, we’ve covered it. If it’s about life, go chop some wood, fix an engine, or do something manly—that usually clears things up. Still need help? Email us, but be cool about it.