Why Blogs Are a Waste of Time

Let’s be real—if you’ve made it this far, you’re probably procrastinating. Blogging is the art of stringing together words so people can avoid doing something productive. Like chopping wood, for instance.

The Art of Pretending to Care

• Blogs are a way for people to pretend they’re learning something valuable. In reality, you could be out in the wilderness, building something with your bare hands. Instead, you’re here, scrolling through this masterpiece of time-wasting.

The Satisfaction of Doing Absolutely Nothing

• The joy of blogging? It gives you the illusion of productivity. But what does reading a blog do? Absolutely nothing—except maybe convince you to buy something you don’t need.

• Stop reading. Seriously. There’s a world out there waiting to be conquered, and you’re here reading about why you shouldn’t be reading this. Irony? Maybe. But we’re not here to judge.