Your average bar of soap? Pathetic. Tiny, weak, gone in a week. Macho Soap? FOUR TIMES the size—because real men need a bar that lasts longer than their last bad decision.

This isn’t some flimsy little hotel soap. This is a brick of pure, no-nonsense clean. One bar to rule them all, built to take on dirt, sweat, and whatever else life throws at you.

Big hands need big soap. Now stop messing around.